But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
17 year olds will be the death of me.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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