The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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