Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
So here I am, sexting at work.
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