I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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