I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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