OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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