he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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