Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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