There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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