His pubic hair was longer than his dick
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I'm passing your future prison.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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