But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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