its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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