This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
So. Much. Porn.
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