when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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