how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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