are you so shy because you have an std?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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