no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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