I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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