You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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