Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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