I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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