she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
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Do I have a choice?
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Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
whose ass print is on the piano?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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