i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Never underestimate the power of titties
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