So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
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