why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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