im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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