White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I have grass duct taped all over my body
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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