What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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