Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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