They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
We left the knife in your bed.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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