I am in a vortex of obligation.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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