Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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