if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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