It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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