she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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