ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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