hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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