Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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