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(847): View more from Illinois

so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?

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(432): View more from Texas

He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"

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(843): View more from South Carolina

My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"

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(520): View more from Arizona

One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.

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(713): View more from Texas

It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution

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(727): View more from Florida

No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".

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(228): View more from Mississippi

HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...

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(630): View more from Illinois

i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.

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