i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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