I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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