I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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