Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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