like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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