So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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