your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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