they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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