she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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