also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
