I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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