Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
We are all done wearing pants today
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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