eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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