i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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